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You probably realize that you are a mere servant
to your dog, and obey their every command. But, did you know
that this is merely part of a much larger plot to rule the
entire world?
Dogs (and some say, Cats)
have had their paws in world politics for many years, using
world leaders as pawns and even establishing themselves as
fixture in the Whitehouse. Now, because of reports of increased
Terrier chatter, the government is warning us that they may
be ready to launch the final phase of their diabolical plot!
It seems that we are in the 11th hour of mankind's
dominance of Earth, and the Shocking proof of this revolution
is now being reported at the ObeyThePureBreed News
Blog. You can also keep up the feline revolution with
wisdom from Chairman
Meow's blog.
Resistance is futile, and
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"Cry Havoc and let slip
the dogs of war!" -W. Shakespeare
"All Animals are equal, but some animals are more
equal than others." - George Orwell
"Four legs good; two legs bad!" - Motto
of Animals in Animal Farm
"Obey orders in all your actions" Mao Zedong
motto (refering to pet owners?)
"Believe, Obey, Fight!" (Motto of Mussolini;
refering to italian greyhound owners?)
"This world is going to the dogs" - Unknown
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