AP, Baghdad– Recent Whitehouse data suggests that
a feline insurgency may be forming in an attempt to challenge
the canine revolution.
According to reports, "feline fundamentalists"
who have been inspired by the idealism of the canine
revolution, are showing support for a revolution of
their own. (Ironically, the chinese word for cat is
"mao.")
It is not clear how, or when thi s growing insurgency
began, but critics claim that it is due to the dogs'
poor pre-revolution planning .
Supporters of this feline insurgency have been asked
to identify themselves with "Obey
the Kitty" propaganda.
*Experts also point out that he name "Tabby"
was actually derived from the word "Attabiyah,"
a section of Baghdad where a type of striped silk was
made. The patterns of the silk were similar to the colors
of the Iraqi cats, so a form of the word was later used
to describe the felines.
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