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Chairman
Meow's Match.com Coupon Revolution for the Masses. Often
referred to merely as "Dear Leader," Chairman Meow has
established a loyal following of people passionate about saving
money.
Followers claim
that Meow's birth was foretold by an angel, and heralded by the
appearance of a glorious double rainbow over a mountain and a new
star in the heavens.
Because of his
tireless, (sometimes violent) effort to provide match.com coupons,
promotional codes, and online dating free trials to the oppressed,
Meow has been called a "militant, feline version of Mohandas
Gandhi."
The
public often portray him as a benevolent, yet uncompromising leader;
taking profits from online companies, and offering it to the public
in the form of match.com coupon codes, membership deals, & promotional
codes. His recent offering of a 7-day match.com free trial as well
as a 20% off match.com coupon caused frenzied celebration in the
streets, and a stampede in which many people were trampled.
Great Leader
Meow has been favorably compared to Robin Hood, and envisions a
utopian society where all humans have access to free universal healthcare,
match.com coupons, & free trial offers regardless of race, political
views, or religion.
Obeythepurebreed.com is the only site with match.com free trial
coupons, and online promotional codes that are approved by Great
Leader Chairman Meow!
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